angryblackman:

HELLO MA BABY!

HELLO MA HONEY!

HELLO MA RAGTIME GAL!

SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE!

BABY, MY HEART’S ON FIRE!

IF YOU REFUSE ME,

HONEY YOU’LL LOSE ME,

THEN YOU’LL BE LEFT ALONE!

OH BABY, TELEPHONE

AND TELL ME I’M YOUR OOOOWN!